So there we are sitting on the porch sipping chavelas’ smoking reds in the middle of the ice age. When we look at each other and start to discuss the global warming occurring… you know climate change.
When we look up, and notice cars haven’t been invented yet, nor is there an a coal fired power plant yet to be designed for another 10 million years, we wonder what is causing the global warming?
So what is the real reason our planet undergoes climate change… and don’t tell me because I am not recycling my newspaper.
It has nothing to do with depletion of the ozone layer, carbon dioxide emissions or failure to recycle your supermarket bags. It has to do with the earth getting closer to the sun.
Like the butterfly effect, the planets move in a relative orbit, plus or minus few 100,000 miles. The gravitational pull from all the other planets in our system has an effect on every lap we do of the sun. Did you know at one time Jupiter and Saturn swapped places? It was caused by the gravitational effects of the other planets to move them out of their original orbits. Shit, we don’t even acknowledge Pluto as a planet anymore. Some scientists decided a couple of years ago Pluto was too small and too far away to concern us.
Sooner or later we will go away from the sun and the earth will cool down 1 degree over the course of 100 years and there will be another problem to solve, the problem of “Global Cooling”. How are we going generate enough ozone to pump into the atmosphere fast enough to stop this alarming trend?
Believe me or not, I forgot to put my references down of where I acquired this knowledge. Well actually it was told to me by my alien abductors while on the examination table in their space craft.
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