I am attracted to alcoholics and lesbians

I was over my freinds house tonight, the one who’s wife fixed me up with the wino…

Well, she has joined AA and stopped drinking. The other news is she has the hots for her “partner” or what ever you call you buddy… I don’t think you are supposed to do that… but good for her.

She is the second person I have been involved with who got into the program. The first was probably 10 years ago, under similar circumstances… well not really. I met her through a friend, but she lived 30 miles away… geeze come to think about it, we had the first date at the same place… different oweners, but same building. I drove all the way to pick her up and remained sober all night long, so I could drive her home. Bla, bla one thing led to another and she slept on the couch that night. I litterally fought her for the last beer in my fridge. The next day I brought her home.

I don’t know what went wrong with her, alright I did… I couldn’t take a drunk. We remained in contact and she cleaned up… funny thing is, somehow she moved to my town… she used to live across the street from my buddy and his wife that fixed me up with the new wino.

So, that’s two alcoholics… now about the lesbians…

It’s not what your thinking, “Lebians are Hot!”

It’s more than my fair share of girlfriends have started batting for the other team. Well, at least not since college… what’s that called Luggy? Lesbian until graduation?…

Story closed….

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